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When 20 year olds kiss 50 year olds

Ewww right. The year was 2001, and i was a single Indian girl in Munich. Actually i wasnt so single, i had a sweet on again off again boyfriend who adored me. But i digress...  Sigh, Germany... I couldn't believe the world that I was in - smart, affluent, well read, fashionable Germany. I got places pierced, slept on the sidewalk one night, missed a flight, travelled to Amsterdam with a gang of dour 30 year olds. But the incident i refer to - was a party at a fancy Munchen restaurant, which was tres expensive... I mean we paid the equivalent of 6k per person, back then (i was just out of undergrad school). I got my money's worth though, and drank like there was no tomorrow.  Inebriated and happy, i needed to cuddle. And i found company in a 50 year old Dutch man. He was 6ft 3inches tall, which is huge, as I lie when I tell people I'm 5 feet 2. But handsome dutch men who have seen life don't want to just cuddle, kiss or hold hands, they want to "make love", and...
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Hot Men x NetFlix

 I have watched so much Netflix in the last few days, which probably is the silver lining of being isolated during COVID. Most shows have good looking people. But objectively speaking, the men are way hotter than the women. I have always found women more attractive than men, esp when it comes to their bodies. Yet, netflix has just the opposite distribution of sexiness. I mean, if you have seen the hung ex in 'Sex Life' or the 'master' (appropriate male to mistress) of the eponymous lead character in 'Valeria' or the french chef in 'Emily in Paris', or Soman and Babbar in our very own 'Four More Shots Pleae' - you definitely know what I'm talking about. Having more shows depicting hot men could mean a few things. One, men got hotter which is a thesis i cannot prove when i go for a walk at reclamation or eat at a good restaurant, quite the contrary actually. Two, women are bored, alone and watching a lot of Netflix. If this is the c...

My best friends from ITC

It has now been nearly 3.5 years that I quit that stick. Not been easy. But hell I did it.  I started smoking at 20, when this boy I liked fancied a girl who smoked. Such a frickin' cliche right, peer pressure. Well, the guy didnt go for even after i stopped... And I'm kinda glad now 😊 Anyway, my sister (younger) literally had to "teach" me how to smoke. We used to buy 3 classic milds for 10 rupees and used to light up when our folks were asleep. After 17years of hard smoking (13-14 a day) i quit. Actually there were 2 cute 9month breaks in this smoking schedule (more later).  I quit because i want to do so many things in my 40s, and even more in my 50s. I want to start something new every decade. And have sex every single day in my 70s. I quit cos i was such a slave to it, hiding/ washing hands/ spraying mint every 15mins. I stopped smoking because most people who smoke look ugly and desperate (there are exceptions). I quit smoking cos i have so many things to impro...

Hiya World - a long post about me

Welcome to my world of cynicism. Actually not so much, some of my friends joke that i have a split personality - either cynical and aloof or this sunshiney girl (woman!!!). I had plans of starting this blog when I was 20 something, I am now, sigh, 40 something and still have not figured out what I want from life. I work in finance, far away from family and every year my friend circle changes. I am generally very happy with my life but have not done anything pathbreaking or game changing yet. This is what frustrates me. Going thru life being a very ordinary, very happy person. Many of these entries are imagined, many are true, and some maybe about you. So let yoir imagination go wild, or just enjoy the crap tales I tell. Onward to more!!